derp

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1. (derp) (6320↑, 1572↓)
A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made. Brought to life in the South Park series, when Mr. Derp made a guest apperance at South Park Elementary as the chef for a day, followed by hitting himself in the head with a hammer and exclaiming "Derp\!"

I am t0tally c00l3r than 7u n00bs. Derp.

Author: crunk nigga holla http://derp.urbanup.com/1476384
2. (Derp) (3887↑, 2158↓)
Herp da derp derpa derp. A derpity derpity herpa derp derp. Derp derp derp. A herp derp herpity derpity derp.

Derp 1: Herp derp? Derp 2: Derp. Derp 1: Derpa herp derp derp? Derp 2: Derp...

3. (derp) (1714↑, 1169↓)
1: The word that describes a particularly retarded face: A retarded smile, and the eyes pointing in different directions. 2: A word merely used as filler

1: Used in a picture (let's use the megaman image just for the hell of it), derp is the quintessential word for itself. 'Nuff said. 2: Person 1: "So... I'm bored" *5 minutes later* Person 1: "Derp..." Person 2: "Yeah"

4. (derp) (2440↑, 1907↓)
A word utterred when one screws up. origin: Matt Stone and Trey Parker in [BASEketball]. Used as an interjection.

(Imagine a scene where a guy is sniffing a girl's underwear, only to discover it is her mom's) DERP\!

5. (derp) (703↑, 471↓)
A word used after a stupid joke, or stupid slapstick. It was first used in the South Park episode "The Succubus," but popularized by later episodes. Commonly used to refer to jokes in Rob Schneider movies.

Rob Schneider derp da derp\! Then, derp da derp ta tittily tum.

Author: Frank DuBarge http://derp.urbanup.com/2720760
6. (derp) (1790↑, 1563↓)
[Sound] the [Pokemon] [Bidoof] makes.

Pikachu: Pika pika\! Bidoof: Derp.

7. (derp) (383↑, 243↓)
one that expells an action of a complete and total fail

*Person 1 tries to walk up the down escalator* Person 2: DERP\!

8. (Derp) (95↑, 35↓)
The First Real and proper definition for "Derp" Was basically just a response for if something or someone did something so utterly retarded or screwy, You literally have nothing else to say, Derp is what you say when you have nothing to say.

Your friend super glued a pencil to his shirt so he wouldn't lose it. You say, "....Derp"

Author: Founder Of Derp (really\!) http://derp.urbanup.com/5433947
9. (Derp) (112↑, 63↓)
the sound muttered, spoken, and/or by some mumbled after an instantaneous moment of extreme stupidity.

you:I HAZ MORE SODA THAN YOUUU\! *derp* Super Market: you're an idiot. you: derp derp derp.

10. (Derp) (62↑, 42↓)
N. 1.[Epic fail]. An attempt at something of extreme [greatness], but an utter fail. Antonym: [Herp]. 2. An expression used in the act of failing, often an exclamation. 3. The name for someone/thing that has failed. V. Sucking really hard.

N. 1. 1: That guy ate it so hard on that triple pirouette. 2: I know, right?\! What a derp. N. 2. 1(while belly-flopping into a pool): DERP\! N. 3. 1: You honestly tried to pull off cooking 30 brownies in 20 minutes? You fucking derp. V. 1: Have you ever [herp]ed so hard you derped?

Author: RadioactivePuppy http://derp.urbanup.com/5309141
11. (derp) (25↑, 7↓)
1, an exclaimation made after a moment of incredible stupidity or massive failure. 2, a facial expression with crazy eyes and a stupid lip. 3, when accompanied by a " :3 " indicates happy moment, or blushing with out making the user feel as stupid as they would if they wrote *blush*

guy 1 "she's fiiiiiiine, think I'll get any tonight?" guy 2 "she's a lesbian." *derp*

Author: omnomnomkittiez http://derp.urbanup.com/5496901
12. (derp) (18↑, 8↓)
a person who acts strange,weird, and/or random, usually quite fun to be around due to the fact that this person is an oddball and does and/or says interesting things.

derp: -randomly shouts in the middle of the sidewalk- "Who put this beaver in my pillowcase\!\!\!\!" -friends laugh and giggle-

Author: chaosweapon1 http://derp.urbanup.com/5664297
13. (Derp) (35↑, 26↓)
A huge and dramatical case of retardation

Derpy derp derp

14. (Derp) (12↑, 4↓)
The vocal sound to describe a act of dumb, or a view/image of dumb, seen as a meme, and used on image boards(websites unlisted for certain reasons).

derp\!

15. (derp) (4↑, 0↓)
a stupid act committed by an individual which is regretted in retrospect.

passing out with your shoes off at a party is considered a MAJOR derp

Author: ferral penguin http://derp.urbanup.com/5915563
16. (Derp) (2↑, 0↓)
A literary or spoken phrase that combines elements of "WTF" and "cool story bro". Laced with condescension "derp" is a common form of web-based libel that is almost didactic; however not quite as it is generally a sardonic gesticulation rather than moralistic chastisement. The spoken sense of the world itself conveys an intrinsic feeling of disappointment with a subtle hint of disgust and an overtone of rebuke.

Joel: "I'm a lyrical genius\!" Devon: "Derp."

17. (derp) (3↑, 1↓)
A universal word for anything

"that movie was derping awesome" "derp you"

Author: Thatsoontobebuffblackguy http://derp.urbanup.com/6205763
18. (Derp) (3↑, 1↓)
The universal replacement for any words.

"dude, stop being such a baby" - "dude, stop being such a derp" "you've got to be f**king kidding me\!" - "you've got to be derping kidding me\!" "did you end up going to the party last night?" - "did you end go going to the derp last [d'dd]?"

Author: Derpady Derp http://derp.urbanup.com/6049774
19. (derp) (3↑, 1↓)
Derp- noun/verb/adverb/adjective: a very complex infrastructure that is only accessible when the gateway to your soul has been compromised by your true emotions.

\#1- Hey, whats up? \#2- Derp.

20. (Derp) (6↑, 4↓)
Someone who defies the laws of stupidity by being really, really stupid and derpy.

Melinda: I made a character named Aaron Brancher. He's going to be a rancher\! Friend: God, Melinda. You're such a derp.

Author: camille is black http://derp.urbanup.com/5826943
21. (derp) (12↑, 10↓)
An incurable disease, at least until the introduction of Duck Sauce's "Barbra Streisand" with a combination of yelling "Unf Unf Unf" between two mirrors. Kindoflike Bloody Mary three times, but this one actually works. 50% of the time. It is known to afflict a certain Jason Liu's face constantly (See "Jason Liu" for more information) Commonly associated with "Herp"

DocMo: "Hi what's your name?" Jason: "Derp" DocMo: "Barbra Streisand" Kenja: "UNFUNFUNF"

Author: kendaninjabinja http://derp.urbanup.com/5789287
22. (derp) (2↑, 1↓)
Degradingly erotic reproductive practices, recommended only for the most masochistic, wanton harlots. Subject usually has difficulty walking for like a day.

Shut yo' mouth and open yo' legs, bitch, yo' in for some srs derp.

Author: usernameunavailable http://derp.urbanup.com/6195347
23. (Derp) (1↑, 0↓)
Anything and everything. I can mean whatever you want it to be.

Person 1: What a derp. Person 2: I know, he be derpin.

Author: whoopwhoopshawhoop95555 http://derp.urbanup.com/5874204
24. (derp) (1↑, 0↓)
a phrase used when someone makes a mistake, or says or does something stupid or ridiculous.

shannon: i wonder what frozen ice cream tastes like... ? peta: derp

Author: A+inprocrastination http://derp.urbanup.com/5871462
25. (Derp) (0↑, 0↓)
Someone who thinks that the joke: "Why did the witch ride her broom?" "Because her vaccuum was too heavy\!" is worth laughing about.

That Linda is such a derp for laughing at that joke.

Author: Courtney_Elizabeth2013 http://derp.urbanup.com/6402521
26. (Derp) (0↑, 0↓)
when someone does something stupid, weird,"special", odd,

Making a weird face is an example of a derp. (izzy)

27. (Derp) (1↑, 1↓)
See also [herp]: Derp is a word that can replace anything in a sentence. It is somewhat of an everyword, such as [fuck]. Derp is most commonly used in le rage comics.

"Yo Derphina" "Lets go to the herp n Derp" "you look so derpy"

28. (Derp) (1↑, 1↓)
From the Online multi-player game, [World of Tanks], it refers to the biggest and most explosive slowly reloading gun that one can have for a particular tank.

Hey, do you have derp on that [KV] tank? No, I have the stock gun. [Noob].

29. (derp) (0↑, 0↓)
When one is blazed and attempts to leave a party/chief session.

Yo guys, I gotta get home, boutta derp.

Author: dixon yamada http://derp.urbanup.com/6110173
30. (derp) (2↑, 2↓)
derp-Interjection Used when replying to a previous statement that is either 1)irrelevant, 2)unintelligible or 3)pointless.

1) following a conversation that had revolved around riced out cars, Jim adds: "Does anyone else think that corn dogs looks like rats having sex?" -DERP\! Jim after smoking weed: "I woke up, or was I already awake? It doesn't matter because THE CAT WAS STILL sleeping\!\!\! ISN'T that odd? -DERP 3)The sun hurts eyes\! -DERP\!

31. (Derp) (4↑, 4↓)
Derp is a word used to describe a complete idiot. One good example would be Joe Dejesus, arguably the biggest Derp known to mankind. Other names he goes by are, Joe Skinhead, Milky and King Derp.

Example: "I've never lost a fight in my life" - Joe Skinhead This statement makes him a Derp because he has gotten his ass beat multiple times. Example 2: Joe Skinhead brags about everything. Thinks he knows everyone in every band, Thinks he knows everything about everything, thinks knows everything about the music scene. Example 3: Enjoys Justin Beiber but claims to be a skin. Example 4: Fat girlfriend Example 5: mommas boy, plus mom and girlfriend call him Derp. Example 6: humble and working class skinhead driving his moms cadillac E

Author: Candrababy1991 http://derp.urbanup.com/5913139
32. (Derp) (0↑, 0↓)
From South Park. Originally meant to be said when someone does or says something dumb. Now, said by douchebags and trolls for any reason whatsoever...or sometimes none at all.

John F Kennedy: "Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men." Lindon B Johnson: "Derp."

Author: GIVEmEEEEEEEEthePower http://derp.urbanup.com/5879468
33. (Derp) (0↑, 1↓)
Universal word that can mean anything.

"That was derping awesome" "Teach me how to derp, teach me-teach me how to derp" "Go derp yourself you derping piece of derp\!" "Derp you\!\!"

34. (Derp) (0↑, 1↓)
verb 1. To smoke cannabis. 2. To inhale the smoke or vapor of cannabis or to consume and edible form of cannabis (brownie, cookie, etc.). noun 1. Cannabis. 2. A joint or blunt containing cannabis.

verb "Let's go derp in the forest\!" noun "Hey man, you got any derp?"

Author: heroofguitar322 http://derp.urbanup.com/6202300
35. (Derp) (1↑, 2↓)
Anal sex with a horse.

"Dude... he just derped.." "...That wasn't a horse.. That was paris hilton."

36. (Derp) (0↑, 1↓)
Josh Micheal Guarasci OWNS THE WORD DERP AND I GIVE CARLOS COLANGELO AND JASON DOUCETTE PERMISSION TO SAY THIS WORD\!\!\!\!\!\!\! DERP HERP HERPA DERPA WERP DERPA WERP A HERPA\!\!\!

DERPA HERPA=FAIL\!\!\!

Author: JOSH OWNS DERP\!\! http://derp.urbanup.com/5871731
37. (Derp) (8↑, 9↓)
The action of pure randomness and retardation.

Guy 1: My entire family just died\!\!\!\! Guy 2:..........derp\!

Author: itzadolfin\!\! http://derp.urbanup.com/5806522
38. (DERP) (45↑, 46↓)
Describes a person who usually adds retarted remarks or statements to a conversation. The speaker is usually mocked and teased afterwards and sometimes forced to wear a DERP HAT and told they are full of Derp or the derp is strong with them

A person spots the obvious during a conversation, everybody then says to the person HURR DERPA, HERPA DERPA HERPA HURR. HERPY DERPY HURR.

39. (Derp) (8↑, 10↓)
10. Something obvious.

Person \#1: What? Person \#2: I love you, that's what. Derp\! :P

40. (Derp) (0↑, 3↓)
When performing a combo on someone online that has one or more Straight Up Jumping Punches and a x-ray in it, in MK9.

GOOD GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT DERP I DID TO THAT GUY?\!?\!?\! I derped him hard, coach.

Author: R_X_S_D & T_B_Z_A http://derp.urbanup.com/6021574
41. (Derp) (9↑, 12↓)
a totally ridiculous person who abbreviates all their words and says that they have a ghat. popular sayings are nahnahnahnah and wanna die? Derps tend to live in [basking ridge]. subjects often say wheres ma ghat? they will also ask for qual rides to chip after prac whichs translates to quality ride to chipotle after practice. a list of common abbreviations are garb = garbage, ridic= ridiculous, imposs= impossible, ment= mental

Ridge Hockey Team, Derp Dan

42. (Derp) (31↑, 34↓)
Expression used in multiple ways. Usually used to describe an obvious or stupid situation.

Example 1: "Monica is meeting us at 7pm here" "What time?" "Derp"

43. (Derp) (20↑, 24↓)
The only word that can cause world peace if used correctly. Only chuck norris knows the correct gesture and accent that will cause this to happen.

hey, your that guy who beat my wife at the bar last night\! why did you do that\!?" "uhh... herp de derp\!"

44. (derp) (152↑, 156↓)
a stupid joke that you could see a mile away

derp de derp de derpidy derp

45. (derp) (1↑, 6↓)
a noise that you make when you don't know what else to say

Sarah: Hey herp derp Yaara: Derp nerp herp Sarah: i know... Yaara: derp. Person 1: i just stepped in poop Person 2: you're a derp Person 1: yerp

46. (derp) (4↑, 9↓)
Symbolizing a retarded face, look, etc., making fun of it.

Im the Joker, Batman\! DERP\!

47. (derp) (1↑, 6↓)
Sound simultaneously expressing supreme [dorkiness] and excitement of [boston terriers].

derp, derp, derp (repeat until satisfied)

48. (Derp) (3↑, 8↓)
The state of being cross-eyed and generally looking stupid, possibly with some showing of teeth for effect. Being derp can be voluntary or involuntary

You would be derp if you lost your retainer, were perplexed by something etc.

49. (Derp) (6↑, 11↓)
Indicating retardation in both speech and thought; incomprehensible guttoral sounds intended as English predominantly spoken in the South. See also [Southern Accent]

Southerner: "Derp-de-DERP\! Twang, twannnggg......" Northerner: "WTF did he just say???" Southerner: "Derp-de-DOOOO\!\!\! Heheheh\!" Northerner: "Fuck it, I'll find I-95 on a map. Thanks anyway."

Author: Buck_Turgidson http://derp.urbanup.com/5259668
50. (derp) (28↑, 33↓)
when ones eyes go every which way. Usually dogs such as pugs derp.

whats wrong with your dog? Her eyes are going everywhich way. dude. shes just derping.

51. (Derp) (3↑, 9↓)
Someone acting retarded or slow; The act of doing something stupid.

"Wow Alex your such a derp." *Drops phone in the road* "God stop derping with your phone"

52. (derp) (2↑, 8↓)
A perticularly stupid looking type of bird.

Deeeerrrpp, derp, deeeeeeerrrrrrrrrpp\!

Author: Derping Fantastic http://derp.urbanup.com/5279460
53. (Derp) (14↑, 20↓)
Someone working at the supermarket who pushes around cart's.

Hey, there's a derp pushing around carts all day\!

54. (derp) (11↑, 17↓)
A comment, somewhat incoherent and illogical, that attempts to sound profound. Often a symptom of [Obama Derangement Syndrome].

Politician: "Our opponent...is someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect, imperfect enough, that he's palling around with terrorists who would target their own country. " Sensible Viewer: "That is some considerable derp."

55. (Derp) (18↑, 24↓)
a stupid person, or action

"Danny, your being a huge derp right now.

56. (derp) (2↑, 9↓)
Pertaining to undeserved success. Also, Shen's ultimate... "DeeerrrrrRRRRRRP"

He is such a derp card player, he always gets dealt the best hand. Rammus is such a derp character. A baby monkey with down syndrome playing with his butt could get kills with him.

57. (derp) (2↑, 9↓)
a derp is an unflattering photo of a person's contorted face taken by mistake usually makes the person seeing the photo laugh and the person in the photo cry with shame

Google "derp" and try not to laugh.

Author: katherineeee\! http://derp.urbanup.com/5358742
58. (Derp) (9↑, 16↓)
A person who may catch you while you're doing something that you're not supposed to be doing.

Look out\! It's a derp\! RUN

59. (derp) (19↑, 26↓)
The face made by Gerard Piqué of Spain (a.k.a. The Herp Derp King).

Piqué is herpderpin' at the World Cup. -Piqué sees a ball- Piqué: DERP\!

Author: BEASTLYBEAST12345678901 http://derp.urbanup.com/5122570
60. (derp) (239↑, 246↓)
[durp] A silly word to be used in silly context, such as at the end of a stupid joke, to emphasize intentional stupidity or ignorance.

"A durp a durp a durp-de durp\!" or "It's not 6:45, it's quarter to 7:00... DURP\!\!\!\!"

61. (derp) (3↑, 11↓)
derp... is an acronym for D.Don't E.Ever R.Rape P.Pigs

farmer: HEY\!\! WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOING WITH MY PIGS\!\! child: I'm rapeing them farmer: THIS FARM BELIEVES IN DERP

Author: daxtonizawesome http://derp.urbanup.com/6070740
62. (derp) (8↑, 17↓)
Has several meanings, but used in a situation where someone has done/said something retarded, and so "derp" is a socially acceptable to say post-retardedness. This meaning is most commonly used (originally, atleast) in Coventry, England. Pronounced "durrp." See "yarp" from the film "Hot Fuzz" The way Michael says "yarp" is similar in the way you say "derp."

Person 1: Omg, i thought i saw a cat, but it was a dog, but yeah. I failed alll my gcses. Person 2: Derp. (retard face)

63. (derp) (141↑, 150↓)
A funny sounding word that is used after a dumb joke.

It's behind your ear, Derp\!

64. (Derp) (1↑, 12↓)
Blacking out in the shower

I derped this morning in the shower

Author: herp derpy ferpy http://derp.urbanup.com/5291201
65. (Derp) (3↑, 14↓)
If you have to ask you'll never know. (:

Shelley: "Oh my god you're such a derp" Micheal: "What's a derp?" Shelley: "Are you shitting me?"

66. (Derp) (0↑, 11↓)
Someone who wont get out of your face or your life

Get out of my face you derp

67. (Derp) (2↑, 15↓)
The word derp actually derives from the acronym D.E.R.P which stands for the "Disgruntled Employee Retaliation Program" and is used when you are intentionally causing a job related [derp]. Derping is considered a verb. The act of "derping" or "D.E.R.P-ing" can either be physical or verbal in nature and is always done intentionally... or maybe not if you're lucky.

Examples of derping are as follows: 1. Peter, Samir and I took the company car to lunch yesterday and in the act of derping we almost had all four wheels of the car off the ground. It was awesome\!\!\! 2. You hate your job so much that you keep breaking the copy machine intenionally, but of course nobody knows this. ...Unfortunately, this will often lead you to overhear the statement "I hate this printer it never freaking works." 3. Someone hates their job at the Hamburger Hut so much that they like to tell people Hamburger Hut undercooks the beef patties just so people won't eat there.

68. (derp) (4↑, 20↓)
n. An obese man with a really fat egg head. They're usually bald and they have Harry Potter glasses.

Person 1: EW LOOK AT THAT UGLY GUY\!\! Person 2: OMG, WHAT A DERP\!\!

69. (derp) (4↑, 23↓)
a word that is used as a filler in order to add a comic relief. Used by the most awesome person in response to something very outlandish or cute to express excite during an activity to express "I Love You" when said 3 times consecutively said by the cutest girl ever

What the derp? Berka Derp Derp\! DERP DERP DERP\!\!\! "yesterday was flipping derp\!\!"

70. (Derp) (20↑, 40↓)
A Random Word thats Gone Around The Internet

DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP\!

71. (derp) (54↑, 76↓)
word uttered by morons after they do something incredibly dumb, which will be often seeing as how they're morons.

Watch me hit myself with this running chainsaw.(Cuts his arm off). Owie, that hurt\! DERP\!

72. (Derp) (9↑, 32↓)
Verb-(To Derp, Derping, Derp) To smoke a grand amount of pot, enough to fuck you up.

Dude I was derping so hard yesterday, I almost put Ramen Noodles in the oven with my dick\! Tryna derp?

73. (derp) (5↑, 39↓)
derp is the same as lol, except derp can be used in more fail situations

Derp

74. (derp) (50↑, 84↓)
the definition of the word is not actually known. the tendency of the word to be used is very frequent, however, and usually is used to break awkward silences.

Someone says something stupid... Carrie - "Yeah Amy, turn on the air conditioner, it will defrost the windows." (There is an awkward silence, because the last statement was incredibly brainless. Then...) Mike - "Uhh, derp."

Author: fifthelement http://derp.urbanup.com/389194
75. (derp) (6↑, 41↓)
An akward purple-blue.

...That flower is... a rather akward purple blue.. Derp. What? Derp, that's the color.

76. (derp) (19↑, 57↓)
derp is just a funny noise that can be used to replace pretty much any word.

"Oh man, what a derp." "I totally derped it on Tuesday."

77. (Derp) (4↑, 45↓)
Stupid; retarded in a very funny way

That derp ahh nigga hunta

78. (Derp) (5↑, 47↓)
Similar to the word [snubba] derp is a word that can be used for anything and everything.

What the derp did you just do. Whats a matter to Derpped for you. Will you derp the hand in that butter. Derp it till it bleeds.

Author: Valier Belzeski and Emily Anderson http://derp.urbanup.com/2807104
79. (Derp) (9↑, 51↓)
Derp is the epidimy of retarded comedy.

Dude you shat yourself while riding the roller coaster\!? thats pretty Derp man

Author: alekinchains http://derp.urbanup.com/2739753
80. (derp) (16↑, 58↓)
A word uttered when performing a particularly easy [frag] in a multiplayer combat game such as [halo] or [unreal tournament].

(Player 1 spots player 2 trying to hide under a set of stairs, facing east. Player 1 approaches from the west and pops player 2's melon with a particularly high-powered weapon.) Player 2: Aaaahgh... Player 1: DERP\!

81. (derp) (8↑, 52↓)
A foul up. If someone is not doing their job correctly. A mistake. An unfortunate mishap. An event that disrupts the activity of others.

A man driving a truck runs over a speed bump and passengers are unaware of the speed bump so that was a derp. Someone is neglegent on the job and a colleague yells "derp"\!. Someone gets an infection in a third-world country. I got an infection in another country so that was a derp. Someone does not tend to required tasks of their job which leads to foul ups. I should have been paying attention so that was a derp.

82. (derp) (3↑, 57↓)
a cigarette

yo man, toss me a derp bro

83. (derp) (12↑, 68↓)
A derp is the guy in the bright clubby striped shirt who waits in line for 2 hours to get into, well, a club. Granted, it’s nighttime, but the derp still wears the euro-trash sunglasses. The derp has far too much pomade in his hair. On top of this, the derp acts like he is a member of high-society, when in fact the derp is actually just high-maintenance white trash.

let's get out of this bar, it's loaded with derps.

84. (DERP) (17↑, 73↓)
a word used at the end of almost every sentence by anyone with a song in their heart. can also be used to express almost any feeling imaginable, so people can read your minds easily.

Fear- "Oh no\! a hungry pack of flaming aligators\!DERP\!" Surprise- "Ninja stars were just teleported into my intestines\!DERP\!" Recovery from bad joke- "So he said 'what wife\!'......a-DERP\!" (rolling laughter)

85. (derp) (9↑, 67↓)
A state of being. To be extremely messed up, usually from excessive amounts of good marijuana.

WOW that purple was delicious, DERP\!\!\!

86. (derp) (5↑, 65↓)
1. Male genitalia (aka. Johnson, Purpleheaded-yogurt slinger, schlong, etc.)

Scott: Hey Michael, you suck man. Michael: Slurp my derp Scott.

87. (Derp) (9↑, 73↓)
(Origin: This word was first used to my knowledge seven years ago when a friend of mine renamed an enemy in a video game from Dorp to Derp because it sounded funny.) Noun 1: A stupid or incompetent person who believes that they are intelligent. (I.E. President Bush) 2: A pathetic or unworthy adversary or opponent. Verb 1: An intentionally stupid joke or action used to create a self-parody. 2: An easily aviodable mistake or flaw that is not addressed until it is too late to alter or fix.

Noun: \<i\>1: Man, our President is such a derp. 2: Those derps never stood a chance against me.\</i\> Verb: \<i\>1: That joke was such a derp. 2: I really did not see the derp in my plan until it was too late.\</i\>

Author: Cheesus Crust http://derp.urbanup.com/449951
88. (derp) (1↑, 67↓)
derp v. intr. 1. to emit a foul odor, odors n. 1. an entity of great stink, stench 2. the sounds dog makes when it farts

v. "quit derpin' around, you reek" n. "dude, your ferret's name is derp. that's enough to kill a man, or horse for that matter."

89. (Derp) (3↑, 74↓)
A much less vulgar way off displaying your frustration for someone. Can be used to replace a cuss word.

Lenny, quit being a god derp hippie\! Lenny is such a derp. I wish Lenny would derp himself in the derping derp\!

Author: Nick Weismiller http://derp.urbanup.com/1442400
90. (derp) (10↑, 133↓)
'the derp' aka derpes aka derp is a slang variation of the word herpes

"I gave that bitch the derp" "Yeah thats why I didnt touch it, i didnt want derpes"

91. (derp) (299↑, 3201↓)
a stoner or a retard

Goll that guy is such a derp\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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